lilivms:
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Put a “” in my ask for a sticky note left on your fridge in the morning by my muse.

&—status: not accepting after this.

  Appalled by how disheveled his room became, Xero exhaled through his nose, hands pressed upon his lips. “I told them to clean this, and all they do, is eat, eat, eat..” came the strangled complaint gurgling down on his throat. Xero knew he had to pickup his own slack, and the other member’s too, so without any other choice, he slipped some rubber gloves on and a cleaning apron. His foot swept a few crumpled papers up to the corner, unsure of where to start. “You know what?!” he bellowed, calling upon the youngest member to do the chore he had been contemplating on doing, and much to his hastiness, Xero had unknowingly thrown away something he had kept to himself: a small memorabilia of the days where he hadn’t had to ask his roommate to keep the place clean.. a note he had long left for the girl he once lived with, its adhesive now gone after being tacked off from the refrigerator.

                        “naeun, leaving for practice, to do list:

                         1) groceries
                         2) do my bed lol

                                   — your handsome&helpful roommie, shin xero

keybums:

Put a “” in my ask for a sticky note left on your fridge in the morning by my muse.

  Xero could only bear running empty with a unsatiated appetite. Dashing off to the lounging area before it was his turn to MC, he thankfully spotted a stainless fridge, standing tall in the corner with all its possibly delicious contents. With a hand tightly clutching his stomach, he pulled the door open, its cool air pouring out, an aroma pervading the room’s vicinity. Much to Xero’s disappointment, there were only fruits and chestnuts available.. and some Italian pasta packed inside a black lunchbox. The male reached out to it, eyes falling upon a green sticky note labeled “SHINee’s Key, please don’t eat”. 

  Heaving an apologetic sigh, Xero searched the place, landing himself with a ballpen, its blue ink now written with across the squared paper. 

                        “if you’re reading this, it’s too late. pasta’s gone.” 

dvrngry:

Put a “” in my ask for a sticky note left on your fridge in the morning by my muse.

  “..Why the heck is this house so spacey?” he uttered to himself, Xero guided himself, touring the well-furnished area. Whether he was just taken in, or he abruptly intruded whilst intoxicated from last night’s clubbing, he wasn’t sure. To at least show gratitude, he neatly printed in a few words on the neon-coloured paper, its medium a dark marker. Moments after he slapped the note, he sauntered around the place before taking off; quite bijou, if he was asked, 

                         “who the heck drinks good soju these days?
                          i don’t know how i got here, but i thank god
                          that my organs are still intact. by the way, i
                          snatched a few snacks before i left. teaches 
                          you not to let strangers in.

                                    — stranger who was drunk last night

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spktrm:
[ iN ] I JUST REALIZED WE'VE NEVER SPOKEN AND I'M HERE TO CHANGE THAT. [ iN ] i hope you didn't hear that in your head as me shouting, because i wasn't.. i swear! [ iN ] i'm wheein from mamamoo, but you can call me tonight (; [ iN ] i am so sorry

[iN] suddenly barging in like this, you disturbed my nap, dear hoobae.

<!— Today @ 10 minutes ago —!>

[iN] doesn’t mean the effort isn’t appreciated. my name’s xero, topp dogg, and why would i call you ‘tonight’? that’s such a bland name. ‘baby’ or ‘princess’ would suit you more, don’t you think?

6 years ago — with 0 notes
Anonymous:
Are you and that Soojung girl a thing?

(` upon hearing the question, Xero felt something lodging up his throat, coughing ) Excuse me–? (` his expression quite aghast, staring at the person with disbelief, his expression gradually turning into a mocking, and sauntering look, his tone accusing ) Me? With that girl? 

Are you saying I’m personally in love with Satan? 

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ahnv:
[ SMS: Cosmo ] yea. i turn 21 tomorrow. i'll bring you some back. [ SMS: Cosmo ] so I guess I'll see you in a week. don't forget me.

[ sms—; wanda ] …

[ sms—; wanda ] i forgot you had a birthday, happy birhtday, satan. this handsome person will always love you.  추~♡

Anonymous:
Hyung, you're so hot when you wear nothing but your boxers in my bed.

You have permission to flirt with my muses anonymously. Starting now. [ ! ]

And I’ll have you know I’m not homo, ‘hyung’ my ass. 

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Anonymous:
Hyung, how big is your 'little brother'?

You have permission to flirt with my muses anonymously. Starting now. [ ! ]

Excuse me–? (` he stifled a laugh, a hand covering his mouth ) What– Haha– Did you seriously just ask me that question?

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yurato-deactivated20161103:
{` leans against a wall and nearly falls over } Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours? ( this is not on anon but--

You have permission to flirt with my muses anonymously. Starting now. [ ! ]

(` chuckling, Xero folded his arms, staring at the female’s awkward disposition ) Sure, wanna see? (` he hooked a thumb along the belt loop of his pants, raising an eyebrow )

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ahnv:
[ SMS : Cosmo ] the second part was a joke. nevermind. I'm sure you're busy. I miss you. work hard.

[ sms—; wanda ] hmm, you’re 21 now right?

[ sms—; wanda ] buy me some sake when you get there, i’ll pay you back.

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